5.21.2009

Train Train Train!


Singpore Yo Yo Championships 2009. The veterans, rising stars, self declared world champions, nervous wrecks will all be bringing their best.
30, 31st May 2009 Vivocity. Mister Ong will have a go at.
Single Yoyo 
Double Yoyo (>.<)
Counterweight Divisions
SPEED Challenge (maybe)
with a focus on Double Yoyos and a possibility he'll emcee!

Should be a super awesome event. Supporters with huge banners welcome. If not, just look cute.
I wish they'll let me redesign the logo for them :/ those don't look much like yoyos.

This is the Singaporean Frame of Mind:

Better to keep quiet and be considered a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

5.20.2009

Things We Do.

WHAT'S UP ANTHONY!! YOU PLAY PIANO TOOOOO! TEACH ME!!
DILON HOOOOOO! Haha as if the aerial wasn't cool enough. You should just be in like gymnastics or something. Still Cool! Is the Art Attack Crew still cool?~! H.H
FAKHEERAH!! GO AND STUDY~!? WHEN DO YOU GUYS FINISH YOUR PAPERS?
HANYZAH I MISS ALL OF YOU TOO!!

Went to get my eyebrows threaded again today.
Maybe cos I haven't done it in 3 months or something so it was Super Pain. I had tears almost rolling (ok I just wiped it off fine) down.

I don't like the Suntec Browhaus branch!!! The auntie make my brows teeenny bit too thin!! Again!! But it's ok I guess. I think.

To look good.

What Has Technology Done For Humanity?

This post was supposed to go up abit before Naaah~ Nah~(in which the girl and brothers just after 1:56 are really cute) which is a reaction to this:

I was talking to mom (Yes I do talk to her). Well not really we were just reading the papers and I was again casually pondering why she has to work ridiculous hours. While considering the fact that all these years her work hours have only gone up amidst banking's technological advancement from Book->Computer->Internet
Mr Ong: Technology's never made life any easier huh?!
Mom: Yeah cos they expect you to be doubly efficient now.
(First time me and my mom have agreed on something since 5 months ago. Bingo.)

For that matter I've long said that technology's never made humans any happier too.

Naaahh~ Na~Na Nanana~~Naaahh~~

Considering how flash mobs wouldn't be possible or as popularr without the internet though, if they made technology do more things like these..

hell even I'd sing.

5.19.2009

Backflips!

I think the Backflip is a benchmark trick. For example no one's going to call you an amateur if you can do a backflip on a skateboard. Or BMX. You're immune from mediocrity if you're a Break Dancer who can throw in a good one. At least in the general public eye.

Not too many years ago they did the first Backflip on a Motorcycle, BMX & Snowboard guys were trying the Double Back and Aggressive In Line dudes were going for the Triple.

Now most of that's been done plus they've been able to backflip on a Snowmobile, Kitesurf, probably Jet Ski and really almost anything with an engine.

Really though this has to be the biggest baddest one of them all. Doesn't look all that great but still. It's a MONSTER TRUCK!

5.18.2009

Sorry!

for the lack of updates the last week has been pretty stale. It consisted of
-Double fuckin A
-St Fighter (believe it or not I'm improving! no more losing to scrubs!)
-Going out with girls
-Reading 1984 (the book Hans gave me like 3 Jurassics ago) and watching stand up comedy at the same time (which results in your mood racing from depressing to ecstatic and than back eventually confusing youself with this like weird sadness like thing that makes you feel lousy about yourself). In all fairness it is a really good book though. I can understand why it's held in such high respect. Just too damn depressing to be enjoyed.

I'm wondering if i should get a PS3 to play St Fighter ROAR!

5.14.2009

Humour Will Save the World

Now I've been a fan of hiphop for a while now but the sad thing is no new good hiphop has been played on radio/MTV for like 5 years.

MTV Hiphop of late has been dominated by songs made up of a raunchy beat with random verses of braggadocio and someone from the Pussycat Dolls on the chorus. Which is cool if you're bumpin in the club or just want something to bop your head along to but really, it's pretty shallow music.

Now for the longest time I've been grappling with this love (for the lesser known & older school rappers) hate (for the diluted gimmickry you get through MTV) relationship with hiphop, and its hard to express the reasons behind it in words.

So I was pleasantly surprised to find that Chris Rock said it best.


Nobody makes cuss words sound/look cooler. Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaat!

5.13.2009

CENSORS LIFTED

I haven't been counting the days but I'm quite sure the 2 weeks grace is up. So if you're easily offended by offensive material (of all kinds. Language, images, racial, sexual), please go and watch another episode of Korean drama.

The reason I want to lift censors drops tomorrow!
Sorry i haven't been posting for abit. Life hasn't been at its smoothest. 
Vanilla Ice still alive!

Name Remix ft. Jeff Staple, Cole Winston Moss!

Jeff Staple, is an amazing guy. Designer and purveyor of all things cool, he's responsible for the infamous Pigeon Dunk Riot, Staple Design, and looks into a magical crystal ball with the Legend that is Hiroshi Fujiwara.

Anyway, apparently a while back, one of his fans Cole Winston Moss took one of his sayings and did an ill illustration of it, then Jeff and him made a print out of it.

Recently they worked together illustrating lyrics from the iconic Bill Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire


to produce a (this look familiar?) really cool tee.


but we all know who did it FIRST!

just kidding. I meant to say y'all know how cool you are now.
:)